i used to let her go first. But now I say, let me go first and see what happens.

nothing about Tarnae. No. No. No. No. Keep let her go.

about it. Sitting of their ivory tower. Exactly. Yes. So she's coming in and I I I I scream like that I'm scared forever, you know, for the show. And I'm like, don't do it. And then I let her I could tell she's not gonna shoot. So I sort of like step aside and just let her glide into the Like, drift into the goal. Slowly drift head to the goal. Uh-huh. Yes. The whole thing. And I sort of like you know, stop her from going in too hard. I like I and the red light goes off and everyone goes crazy. And yeah. And then I got all my rules changed

But for some people, they really gotta get up the nerve to Oscar. So I would say one thing you may wanna do is find out where Helen Mirin lives. Go sabotage her car so that it swerves and smashes into something. Now you're following behind, maybe it smashes catches fire. You're there with the extinguisher. And you let her out. Now you saved her and you go hey, you going to the Oscars with anyone or could I ask you right now? She's gonna be charmed. The least

if it's similar. You don't gotta correct me. I mean -- Let her have a good time. You're making it up. Let me have some fun. Jesus fucking Craig

I'm teaching her a lesson. Oh, okay. Like, she was so mad that we interrupted her. Oh, yeah. So now And then now it's like, well, see what it's like, you know -- Okay. -- you wanna talk you talk all you want. Okay. Because like now, we just sort of let her feel that heat for a second and it'll be a good lesson to remember.

told her we're gonna love that. But let's

not gonna be show your face simple like company when I'm through with you. My girlfriend will let me motorboat her when I get home. I'll be I'll be riding so high off it taking you down and tearing you apart on Facebook.

You would never get a scoop like that on our pre recorded show where this sounds better. Yep. Is it time to bring out our guest? Definitely. Well, then let's get her out here. You of course know her from She's gonna be on our podcast. Actress Natalie Morales. Natalie Morales.

Let's gonna get her done.

So let's go in tighter on this and just Brett, if you wanna give me a little bit of a swingle where we can get you know, just for her lines, and then we'll also get some of my stuff.

Let's start with the first plot item. It's it's from blind gossip dot com. And the the headline is he made her a different person. Ariana Grande just won a people's choice award for favorite breakout artist. And the new issue of teen vogue, she talks about the negative effects a former relationship had on her. I was dating a boy who made me a different per And my family was like, you've lost your light. You are constantly distracted. If I waited too long to text him back, it was the end of the world, and it was just a very unhealthy relationship.

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We're not gonna get to the bottom of this today. But, you know, Brett, queue up queue up the song and let's and let's launch it to a scene. So the kid finishes fucking ripping a huge hit off the blunt. He's blowing smoke, circles, his mom's watching on and she reaches down under her skirt. Stop. Take a trap. Suddenly, his teddy bear comes to life.

I guess we got into pedatronics. I didn't even mean to do that. Thank you for coming to our show. Thank you, chef Kevin, and chef gave her birthday. Thank you, chef Kevin. Thank you, let it borrow. Good night.

Are you guys sick of sneaking around when it's time to go on a date? And shouldn't our parents just let us finally just have our dates where we go out. We're just playing Pokemon Go in the park with a girl and if we accidentally show her one of our Poke balls, well, oops, you know, Although I prefer to refer to mine as the great ball.

Hag, I wouldn't even let you take it in between her around me because the fact is if you don't drive sober, you get pulled over and if you do drive sober well, You might just have a good time at the farm.

Yeah. When you bring up Drayo De Matteo and sort of her involvement in the Friends of Earth, I sometimes will go I don't remember this Joey. Let me go back and watch it. Luckily, I can -- Sure. -- but not everyone has that privilege.

because, like, her fun is getting taken away. And I finally just like go, you know what guys? Let's barricade ourselves inside here.

I'm not gonna get caught up in the grammar. That's what Hayes would do. When you're choosing for collaborators, do not listen to the people who tell you, yes, but I've never done a big movie. And don't listen to the people too who are like, oh, your man's splaining. When really you're just trying to help them be interesting at a party. So, yeah, they say yes, but I've never done a big movie. If they're any good, they will learn just like I did. I don't understand this tip. Skipping it. You need to learn number seven. You need to learn to tune out the white noise. So again, he's obsessed with people's race at their skid color in movies. And I would say that you don't have to tune out the white people's noise. What you can do is just listen to them equally. And that's a big thing I've always been a fan of and I've they've been wanting to get less white noise on this podcast and more noise of other kinds And Hayes is the reason that we don't have a more diverse guess. So number eight, Tarantino Spielberg Nolan, Nolan Scorsese, Green Grass, JJ and Paul Thomas Anderson all still shoot on film. There's a reason. I would say one of these things is not like the others. Tarantino Spielberg Nolins Gorsese, Greengrass j j at Paul Thomas Anderson. Everybody feel like he shoehorned greengrass in there? Number nine, you're trying to surf the big wave, so be prepared to be wiped out. Holy shit. This is just really fucking good advice. You're trying to surf the big wave. So be prepared to be wiped out. But when you catch it, it feels like nothing else. So this is a little bit about sort of my Zen philosophy too of Life is just surfing waves and if you've ever been out there on the ocean, no wet suit, no rash gear, just you and your bros. Straight up riding on the ocean, fucking high fiving sea lions, grooving through the waves. Catching gnarly tubes getting totally pitted and then straight up when you surf all the way in just popping off the board, stepping on the back of it like it's a surfboard, catching it over your shoulder in the one hand, and then putting your other arm around a honey, and straight up. She now she's with you. If you wanted if you look at life that way, then you'll be a good director like me, Samendez. And then number ten, when you get excited, don't be afraid to leap out of your chair and sing the bond theme. That's fun. So he's saying that when you do get boned out when you have a major rockin hard one, A lot of people are afraid to leap out of their chair and stand up because it's like you're gonna be able to see that it's sticking out. And and so he's saying look, you're the boss, you're the director. If you are feeling sorta saucy and you got juices flowing downstairs, don't be afraid to let people know, hey, this is what I'm working with and right now, since you all work for me, you should have to look at it. SING in the bond theme, I assume that's a joke. It's probably you can sing anything you want. And that's something we're gonna be doing on this show now as I can play more of the kind of music that I like, haze's does it really always like have, you know, the best taste in music and he maybe is telling us what we should listen to when actually I have like some really cool modern stuff that I'm into that maybe you guys don't know about and And so let's just hear a tune that haze normally wouldn't let us do. The nana real sweet for your eating. It's just you being the person. Oh. The nana sweet for your eating. That's ride. Her grandma cooked us nice dinner and you get to friggin. Just digging. And Hayes would never want this because he doesn't think women should be allowed to sing. Yeah. And he always doesn't want me to play it for this vlog because then They'll have to retroactively take it out of the podcast, but no rules, baby. Let's hear one more jam. Come on. I just gotta dance. Oh. And you always have to have jokes or something to say during a song. Sometimes it's just about people listening to music and knowing that you're kind of bopping and dancing while the music going on. And you can feel that at home through the mic, can't you? That I'm like doing all my best moves and that I've got more room to do it. I don't even know this song, but it doesn't matter, you know? So anyway,